How many Screw Up and Go Free cards do you get in Parenting Monopoly?
I’m willing to NOT pass Go or collect $200.Will that count in muscling me some goodwill?
Answers anybody? Or is it three strikes and you’re out? Aaargh.
Edited to add: Yes, I know three strikes is baseball. And that the whole monopoly-baseball mixed metaphor is a screw-up. In my defence, the toddler has just launched his own nighttime civil disobedience movement. The one in which he principally objects to sleep and even faint suggestions of rest and well-being.
Ergo (God, I love the Oxbridge pretentiousness of ergo) the Mellon Collie, the unglued metaphors and infinite sadness.