Reproduction for Dummies

Arvind has decided that he would like a new sibling.

“Preferably soon”, he informs his Dad.

“You can just pee on Mamma once more and then we’d have a new baby.” he explains in his usual matter-of-fact manner.

Oh the relief! All those hours we save explaining the birds and bees.

Golden Shower Love Spawn works just fine methinks.


Filed under Arvind speaks, family

16 responses to “Reproduction for Dummies

  1. Dileep

    Is he not being pushed around enough by El Nino? 🙂

    • shal247

      Pushed around plenty thankyouverymuch:-) El Nino is a force of nature and maybe A might get less of a rough deal with a docile sister than his mauling, scratching little kitten of a brother? 🙂

  2. Era

    If this secret gets around, fertility clinics will be out of business 🙂

  3. Hahahahhahahahhaaaaahhaaaaaa…….sorry am so consumed with the laughing gas that I am not able to think straight…..give that boy a hug from me will ya……

  4. shetalkslikejune

    LOL! I wonder that he thinks he is doing each time he pees!

  5. LOL! Beats a kid who’s jumping to saw you up in order to get the baby out though 😀

    • shal247

      @Muthu: Will def. give him a hug from his maasi:-)

      @June: If I start digging that deep into his mind, I’d never make it. Ignorance is true bliss!

      @Rohini: Well, there’s some cold, factual comfort:-)

  6. Well…at least he got most of it right:-)

    This kind of advice needs to be patented, i tell you!

  7. its not sowing the seeds but flowing the seeds?

  8. Hopped over here from Indiequill and the name ‘Arvind’ hooked me in – cos it is the sibling’s name as well and he is a Pain. Well known for a wacko sense of humour.

    Looks like that is a common trait of all Arvinds. Pee on mum and beget a sibling indeed. ROFL! WHAT version of the birds and the bees did you sell to him?

    • shal247

      Hey DG! Great to have you here. Can i confess to having lurked frequently on your blog?

      As for the version, no need for a new version when Pee On Mum ver.1 rocks him:-)

  9. birdenbire


  10. Fhiv

    So that’s what we were doing wrong! No wonder it hasn’t worked. 🙂

  11. shal247

    @Birdenbire: Welcome, and thanks:-)
    @Fhiv: Well, now you know!!

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