.. but of course he did.
Arvind to his physical therapist and buddy, A:
When I grow big and learn to drive, I will drive Mamma to parties with her friends so that she can drink lots of wine with them. Then I’ll go pick her up and drive her home.”
Raise your hands if you wouldn’t think I had a drinking problem after that one? See ? No-one.
Damn! Where are those smelling salts when you need them? My son, the enabler, probably hid them. Grr.