In case I never told you, we are buying a holiday home in the Tuscan Hills. The Viking has made Google weep for mercy with his exhaustive research. And before I can utter the words, ” But we’re like BROKE, yo!”..
He has found possibilities for a beautiful home nestled in the greenest green of the backwaters. But darn it..
This puts a cramp on the Trans-siberian railway journey we intend to take.
And we are given to understand that getting to Macchu Picchu will require a handful of bills too.
And the Antartic expedition? Non gratis, that too.
No, he says, forget that. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to own a caravan and travel around the world? Stopping everytime we see an enchanting back alley? Sampling the local produce? Getting a feel of the place, the people?
My love, I think, there’s no way I will look like THAT girl, you know the Asian girl who paired up with THAT German tourist in socks and sandals, shining a brighter shade of deep, sunburnt red. (Besides, socks with sandals is met with Taliban justice in our home. Nothing else is remotely fair.)
Oh, you’ll think differently in another couple of years, he says happily.
Now check out this kitchen. Let’s renovate. A combi steam oven is THE thing.
Google has another rough day wincing in pain as we put her through the paces.
Fortunately for Google, the Viking has now moved on to renovating our garden and assessing the correct stone type for re-inforcement walls.
Linda Goodman , listen up.
You said NO WORD about the dizzying exhaustion of being married to a Gemini man.
Y’know, Mr. New Day New Idea. The boundless enthusiasm and childlike optimism. The “Wheeee!” of living.
Or did I miss the statutory warning on his butt when we doing the unspeakable? The one that said HARDCORE REALISTS AND DEPRESSIVE PESSIMISTS BEWARE. THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU HAPPY AND THEN HOW WILL YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? ANSWER ME THAT, GODDAMIT!
I’ll bet you I did. I’ll bet you he said something about the magic of the northern lights and oops…
I’m living with a dreamer. Embracing it as one would an embarrassing facial tic in a loved one. Strapping up and getting ready to be flung through the air to implausible places.
So who wants to come along?;-)