But of course he did – again.
Arvind: “Mamma, now that Pappa is back, are you going to make out? Like boyfriend girlfriend with tongue?”
“Because if you’re really crazy about each other you have stick your tongues in each others mouths.”
What the hell are they teaching them in public school anyway??? And are we talking a touchy feely prevention talk at the age of 10 here?
Can I abdicate my role as guide, I’m wondering?
I’m going to spare you all the follow up questions, go to bed and let my friendly little ulcer fester now.