We have a long weekend (again) this weekend thanks to the Pentecost holiday. For the unbiblical, that is the 50th day after the resurrection of Christ when his disciples received the Holy Spirit.
The only holy spirit I received today had ample quantities of vodka in it. This post may slur.
Arvind: ” So we’re not going to school on Monday? Is Jesus going to take Monday off too?”
Yup, Jesus and Mamma need a looong weekend. And beer.
Would that look good on a t-shirt?